Things I have said this week..

'seriously I never knew you could get baubles that big'

'men do tend to shave themselves down there to gain an extra inch..'

'no no no no it doesn't go in there it goes here...'

'it's ok I'm used to dealing with bodily fluids'

'if you just go down there sir you'll find exactly what you want'

'don't panic there will be more extra large tin foil in soon'

'actually after five children it hasn't made much difference...no really not bucket like at all'

'yes, yes that's it, a bit harder, a bit further up, aaaand yes I've got it'

'i know I wouldn't wear those leggings either'

'its very popular this time of year, yes I agree, I enjoy a nice stuffing too'

Merry Christmas all xxx